Question and Answer (a game)

[diverberr]

Not necessarily.

Who played Zaphod Beeblebrox in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy television series?

 

[Tanked]

Mark Davey.

Why are women so compicated?

 

[subaquaman]

closest thing to an explanation is the classic joke:

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said, 'OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.'

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?'

The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel! No, think of another wish.'

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said,
'I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing"... know how to make them truly happy. .'

The genie said, 'You want that bridge two lanes or four?'

best hangover cure?

 

[diverberr]

three tylenol and a large glass of water before going to bed. (not very creative I know, but it works for me)

favorite band or singer?

 

[MissyP]

favorite band or singer?

Michael Jackson :joke: (ok, seriously I guess it would be Metallica)

Do you have any pets? How many/what kind?

 

[kent_1848]

No, no pets, too much trouble to find someone to watch them when I want to go diving.

How many years does the average parrot live in captivity?

 

[diverberr]

Amazon green parrots- 40-60 years. Macaws- over 100 years.

How long have you been a ScubaBoard member?

 

[mwn]

Less than a month.


How old were you when you got certified?

 

[subaquaman]

15

next?

 

[diverberr]

22.

Where and when was your last dive?