Question and Answer (a game)

[XJae]

if you pee on the third rail, will you get electrocuted?

nope, you won't get electrocuted. but don't do it while you are standing on the second rail.
have you ever connected the second and third rail with something metal?

that's not really my question... lets see... hmmm... no more pee questions,
(although this might be a good time to dig up that picture of me and
my friends lined up along the green monster at fenway in 1986.)

i showed you my favorite commercial, the jeep liberty seal pup,
and wrangler jenny who hands off coordinates instead of her phone number,
but just remembered another...

it's a reebok commercial called "terry tate, office linebacker",
now this is one guy i certainly could use at the office. maybe you remember it.

you can find it here on ifilm.com,
it's on the right about halfway down along with other 2003 superbowl commercials.
you can also see ads from 2002 and 2004.

so what's your favorite commercial?

 

[baltimoron]

hm.... this one I saw in italy... or maybe portugal...

this guy.... he walks through the door... but he makes sure to oil it (with the product) to keep it silent.... Then he oils the hinges when he opens the door. as he walks up the stairs, every stair so it is SILENT. then he oils the cabinet, opens it, and gets out some flowers, goes up to another door (presumably his bedroom) oils everything, and peeks in the door.... you don't see it, but you hear the bed squeaking MAD hard as to infer.... well you know what. then it blacks out and says "WD40 solves most domestic issues.... most."



commercials are too hard to write out in words.

favourite proverb?

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Not really a proverb but:

If you don't work you don't eat.

Another (this one non-biblical):

If you want to tell an employee to do something, it better be something you're willing to do yourself.

 

[crpntr133]

work smart...not hard.

What do you call a person that wears no pants..eg. Donald Duck, Mr Peanut. Yes there is a word for them.

 

[ScubaFishee]

A flasher?

speaking of flashes, have you ever witnessed the little flash that happens just as the sunsets?

 

[baltimoron]

no...

to clarify-
a proverb doesn't have to be from the Bible... my favourite is a BRazillan one:

Eu queria morrer como o meu avô, dormindo tranqüilo, e não gritando desesperadamente, como os quarenta passageiros do ônibus que ele dirigia!

I wanted to die like my grandfather, sleeping in tranquility, instead of screaming desperatly, like the 40 passengers on the bus he was driving.



whats your favourite colour combination?

 

[crpntr133]

work smart...not hard.

What do you call a person that wears no pants..eg. Donald Duck, Mr Peanut. Yes there is a word for them.

Flasher wasn't what I was looking for. Anybody know?

Favorite color combination...RED, WHITE, BLUE.

Are we there yet?

 

[suthnbelle]

Are we there yet?

Not yet! 5 more days and I'm diving the Floriday coast! :luxhello:

What is your favorite candy bar? I just had two of those minature Kit Kats. (I'll be the redhead in Florida next week with the wide butt :mooner If another person brings leftover Halloween candy to the office i'm throwing it at them!!!

 

[teknitroxdiver]

Kit Kats and Almond Joys. Basically whatever is closest.

Favorite weekend activity other than diving?

 

[Afraid_of_Fish]

playing soccer..

whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen?