Never had my license suspended. Did get pulled over once and found out i had an unpaid parking ticket. The cop took my license plates from my truck. But she didn't have any tools, so she asked if I had a screwdriver. After giving her one, she couldn't get the screws out. So here I am, taking my own plates off for the cop. Sheesh...
And ditto on the parachutes
Ever wrestled in jell-o?
And ditto on the parachutes

Ever wrestled in jell-o?