Question and Answer (a game) part 2

[ohmdiver]

Diving is free, you have to pay for eveything else, the boat ride, the compressed breathable air, the equipment, and the storefront....

When will I win the lottery?

 

[jupitermermaid]

When the cows come home, and it ain't looking anytime soon.

When will some rich old guy ready to keel over decide he wants to leave me his fortune without any strings attached?

 

[ohmdiver]

The same time I win the lottery.....


Where can I get some antenna fluid for my '65 Chevy Impala?

 

[jupitermermaid]

At a Chevy dealer that hasn't had any business in the last 40-odd years and has old parts that never sold.

Since when did antenna's need fluid?

 

[ohmdiver]

Never, and you can't get a bucket of steam either.....

Ever listen to Tom Waits?

 

[jupitermermaid]

Who is he?????

Why does ohm keep playing with my mind?

 

[augk]

He's bored

why do you think he's playing with your mind?

 

[jupitermermaid]

He's warped, like me. :kiss2:

Why can't we work weekends and have the week off?

 

[DiverBeth]

sounds good to me

ever play hookey from work?

 

[jupitermermaid]

Just started to this year. Finally decided life was more than headaches and I deserve it (and need it) once in a while.

Why don't gyn's pay the female patients to do what they do to them??