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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" says the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"AY, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them pooped in me eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from
some bird poop!"
"It was me first day with me hook."
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" says the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"AY, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them pooped in me eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from
some bird poop!"
"It was me first day with me hook."
