Matt S.
Contributor
Sometimes when I am diving, I think a cop might be pulling me over--I'll notice a bright light spinning behind me or beside me. Was breathing too fast? Am I getting busted for not having an AOW card at 61 ft?! WHO RATTED ME OUT? I'm diving to the hospital officer, I swear it's an emergency.
Well it's probably not the scuba cops. More likely, it's a diver in distress, because waving your light around means "oh crap I need help."
So I turn around, and it's not a cop with a wet-notes ticket book, or a diver in distress. No, it is a happy diver who has let go of his light, which is hanging at the end of a stretchy spiral keeper, spinning back and forth, back and forth... A few minutes later, the light gets used, then dropped again, starts twisting again, and I look again...
Please, for the sake of my blood pressure, don't let your light dangle on the twisty cord of doom! (It's also a hell of a wrecking ball, better than a fat rental console.)
Well it's probably not the scuba cops. More likely, it's a diver in distress, because waving your light around means "oh crap I need help."
So I turn around, and it's not a cop with a wet-notes ticket book, or a diver in distress. No, it is a happy diver who has let go of his light, which is hanging at the end of a stretchy spiral keeper, spinning back and forth, back and forth... A few minutes later, the light gets used, then dropped again, starts twisting again, and I look again...
Please, for the sake of my blood pressure, don't let your light dangle on the twisty cord of doom! (It's also a hell of a wrecking ball, better than a fat rental console.)