People over 35 should be dead

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Quarrior

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Here's why .........



According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.



Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.



We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... and when we

rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)



As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.



Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.



We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!



We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were

never overweight because we were always outside playing.



We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually

died from this.



We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill,

only to find out we forgot the brakes.



After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.



We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back

when the street lights came on.



No one was able to reach us all day. NO CELL PHONES!!!!! Unthinkable!



We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99

channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones,

personal computers, or Internet chat rooms. We had friends! We went outside and found

them.



We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.



We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no

lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us.

Remember accidents?



We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get

over it.



We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we

were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms

live inside us forever.



We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the

bell or just walked in and talked to them.



Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had
to learn to deal with disappointment.


Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were

held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors!



Tests were not adjusted for any reason.



Our actions were our own.



Consequences were expected.



The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided

with the law. Imagine that!



This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and

inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new

ideas.



We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal

with it all.



And you're one of them!



Congratulations!
 
According to this I have just over a month to live, I think I will go for a dive.
 
I have less then a year to live in that case. Dang, and I was so looking froward to collecting social security!

Paul
 
We also didn't DIR, and look how many of us are still alive!
 
Count me as the walking dead too. Oh by the way, falling off your bike isn't all what it's cracked up to be.
 
I guess the author meant to be funny but there's a lot of truth there. What don't kill you makes you stronger and some things while "safe" don't teach anything or prepare you for anything.

Character and experience are worth a few bumps and grinds.
 

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