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The DUI Z950 drysuit will kick ass during a zombie apocalypse!
It's no secret that DUI drysuits are TOUGH! However many people are not aware that all DUIs offer protection against zombies. The most common form of zombie virus transmission is through biting and DUI performance fabrics offer the highest protection from zombie bites.
But for those discriminating divers wanting even more zombie protection, DUI is pleased to introduce the new Z950.
"Beta testing of the new Z950 DUI drysuit has gone amazingly well" says Susan Long, President and CEO of DUI. "When you look at the intricate and unique needs of divers wanting zombie protection, it’s overwhelming agreed that DUI is the company to fill that niche. Once again, our R&D Team put together an amazing product that both meets the operational needs of these divers and provides them the comfort divers have come to expect from DUI."
KEY FEATURES OF THE DUI Z950:
CAMOFLAUGE Zombies are known for excellent eyesight. The Z950 is designed in woodland camo with a non-stick upper overlay. This keeps your profile low and allows for debris to quickly move away from your face. It will keep you moving...fast. (Urban camo design under development).
POCKETS One of the biggest challenges will be how to carry machetes, baseball bats, shotguns, rifles, pistols, rounds and rounds of ammo ... well the list could be endless. We've equipped the Z950 with extra, extra pockets. Additionally the side pockets are extra long with special pivot points to allow for comfortable knee movement. "Let's face it - during any zombie apocalypse you're going to be under pressure. You'll probable be feeling pretty stressed." says Bob Stinton, DUI R&D. "With the special pivot pockets you won't feel any restriction to movement. Heck, with the adrenaline rush you might not even realize all the extra weight you're carrying! I actually forgot and walked into Walmart fully loaded for bear the other day and even that did not get me though the pharmacy line any faster sorry to say. You'll love the details we put in the Z950."
Additional features:
Zipper pockets allow for extra hand/body sanitizer
RockBoots good for diving, running, and kicking zombie ass
Heavy duty knee pads for extra protection when dismembering fallen zombies
Slick-Slide overlay provides for a quick rinse of zombie brains and the built in zipper guard ensures no zombie hair gets stuck in the waterproof/brainproof zipper
Plus remember the Z950 works perfect for diving! Leave the zombies behind since we all know zombies float. Good for scuba divers, not so good for snorkelers.
Wait - we have more. View our complete April 1 Hot Sheet by visiting DUI Hot Sheet
You will love our new boots
It's no secret that DUI drysuits are TOUGH! However many people are not aware that all DUIs offer protection against zombies. The most common form of zombie virus transmission is through biting and DUI performance fabrics offer the highest protection from zombie bites.
But for those discriminating divers wanting even more zombie protection, DUI is pleased to introduce the new Z950.
"Beta testing of the new Z950 DUI drysuit has gone amazingly well" says Susan Long, President and CEO of DUI. "When you look at the intricate and unique needs of divers wanting zombie protection, it’s overwhelming agreed that DUI is the company to fill that niche. Once again, our R&D Team put together an amazing product that both meets the operational needs of these divers and provides them the comfort divers have come to expect from DUI."
KEY FEATURES OF THE DUI Z950:
CAMOFLAUGE Zombies are known for excellent eyesight. The Z950 is designed in woodland camo with a non-stick upper overlay. This keeps your profile low and allows for debris to quickly move away from your face. It will keep you moving...fast. (Urban camo design under development).
POCKETS One of the biggest challenges will be how to carry machetes, baseball bats, shotguns, rifles, pistols, rounds and rounds of ammo ... well the list could be endless. We've equipped the Z950 with extra, extra pockets. Additionally the side pockets are extra long with special pivot points to allow for comfortable knee movement. "Let's face it - during any zombie apocalypse you're going to be under pressure. You'll probable be feeling pretty stressed." says Bob Stinton, DUI R&D. "With the special pivot pockets you won't feel any restriction to movement. Heck, with the adrenaline rush you might not even realize all the extra weight you're carrying! I actually forgot and walked into Walmart fully loaded for bear the other day and even that did not get me though the pharmacy line any faster sorry to say. You'll love the details we put in the Z950."
Additional features:
Zipper pockets allow for extra hand/body sanitizer
RockBoots good for diving, running, and kicking zombie ass
Heavy duty knee pads for extra protection when dismembering fallen zombies
Slick-Slide overlay provides for a quick rinse of zombie brains and the built in zipper guard ensures no zombie hair gets stuck in the waterproof/brainproof zipper
Plus remember the Z950 works perfect for diving! Leave the zombies behind since we all know zombies float. Good for scuba divers, not so good for snorkelers.
Wait - we have more. View our complete April 1 Hot Sheet by visiting DUI Hot Sheet
You will love our new boots
