Life is great but don't turn faster than me . Started with yard work and avoided standing on a ten foot ladder in my backyard . All hell broke loose when a freeway police chase ended down the street . Five squad cars go flying by and three helicopters are up in the sky ! My daughter comes screaming at me , get in the house Rumdumb but I do not easily reply . She calls my wife in Florida as grievous can be so I started to oblige . Lessons to be learned and no time to waste , be safe which is a maybe . Driving or diving is what this story is about but had a lot of practice driving while pie eyed in my youth that is . I need some fancy threads so must go to the Beverly Center for tonight will be at the Adventures Club .