vladimir
The Voice of Reason
- Messages
- 46,486
- Reaction score
- 69,604
- # of dives
- I just don't log dives
I don't think it would be beyond this guy to discover the useful and fun fact that he can surface super fast just by pressing the 'up' button on his inflator hose. Why swim when you can use the elevator?
"Berkeley Police, what is the nature of your emergency?
"I need a MedEvac chopper in here, right away!"
"Where are you located, sir?"
"At my Dad's house, where I live rent-free. I have my own entrance though. It's 555 Suburban Court. Please! Hurry!"
"What is the emergency sir? What happened?"
"My Dad's just floating on the surface of the pool! He just did an uncontrolled ascent from 8'--just inflated his BC. He really started to accelerate in the last foot or two!"
Is he conscious?"
"Yeah, uh, he's sipping a beer, but it won't be long now."
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