Oh Well,
Santy is getting on a bit....maybe he needs a break from someone in rubber,and a mask,and some flippers....heheh....any one game? The exposure suit would keep you warm at altitude and maybe sliding down chimneys would be easier aswell.
All those interested please send a self addressed and stamped envelope with a suitable resume' and photograph to
"Relief help wanted.Pilots liscence a bonus.Must be good with animals and the vertically challenged.Uniform supplied and a long holiday is standard.Relocation will be required.The pay is low,but all the food and reindeer meat you can eat.Also,be prepared to do PR appearances at Malls and Department stores.A strong pair of knees is a pre-requisite for the position.If working with children and the immature is not your cup of tea than please do not apply.
Private Bag 1, The North Pole Mail centre,The North Pole.
Att. Chris Cringle.
P.S. This is a job application.Please note that any extra lists included with the application will not be accepted.Please send them through the normal channels.That is all."
Yummy Yuletide one and all,
There can be only one,
The Thunder from Down Under,
The Gasman
