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scubachick01

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All in fun, guys....all in fun... :05:

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ....Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials... You can't believe all they say.

7. Men are like ..Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ....Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ....Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken.
 
And you wonder why you are single?

All in fun, of course.
 
Could someone please pull the knife out of my back?
 
she has no idea how sensitive we men are. Our egos are so fragile and mine is now crushed! :)
 
scubachick01:
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Hey I got two lava lamps. :D
 
considering sharing all of my scuba stuff with you. But not now! :D
scubachick01:
All in fun, guys....all in fun... :05:

1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ....Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials... You can't believe all they say.

7. Men are like ..Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ....Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ....Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken.
 

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