May I appologize now before you read my post?

[Hydrophobic]

A young man named Paul received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

Paul tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, Paul was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Paul shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

Paul,in desperation,threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, Paul quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Paul’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.” Paul was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?":turkey:

 

[dlndavid]

:lol:

 

[Walter]

If you know you'll have to apologize, don't post it. In this case, there's no need to apologize, all jokes are old jokes.

 

[Tamas]

That was cute