CathyI8205
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"I'M GOING FISHING"
Translated:
"I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand while the fish swim
by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no
chance of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH", "SURE,HONEY", or "YES DEAR"
Translated:
Absolutely nothing.....it's a conditoned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:
"I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. I JUST HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND"
Translated:
"I was wondering if the red-head over there was wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR"
Translated:
"Are you still talking?"
'I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES"
Translated:
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
''OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm
hurt."
'HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:
"And, I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT"
Translated:
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:
"What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU"
Translated:
"I haven't a clue what you just said, and I'm hoping desperately that I can
fake it well enough that you don't spend 3 days mad at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated:
"I am use to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Translated:
"Oh, c'mon....please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:
"No one will ever see us alive again."
Translated:
"I'm going to stand by a stream with a stick in my hand while the fish swim
by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated:
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no
chance of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:
"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH", "SURE,HONEY", or "YES DEAR"
Translated:
Absolutely nothing.....it's a conditoned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:
"I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. I JUST HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND"
Translated:
"I was wondering if the red-head over there was wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR"
Translated:
"Are you still talking?"
'I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES"
Translated:
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
''OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm
hurt."
'HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated:
"And, I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT"
Translated:
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:
"What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU"
Translated:
"I haven't a clue what you just said, and I'm hoping desperately that I can
fake it well enough that you don't spend 3 days mad at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated:
"I am use to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Translated:
"Oh, c'mon....please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:
"No one will ever see us alive again."
