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Just to prove that men are kind, caring, thoughtful and clueless.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, the top of my body is hanging so low I
nearly
touch the ground, I can pinch 2 dozen inches and my butt is the size of a
king-sized pillow. I've got fat legs, cellulite and my arms are all
flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make
me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at
St.Anthony's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, the top of my body is hanging so low I
nearly
touch the ground, I can pinch 2 dozen inches and my butt is the size of a
king-sized pillow. I've got fat legs, cellulite and my arms are all
flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make
me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice, "Well ..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at
St.Anthony's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited
