WarrenZ
The Ultimate Bad Example
The most important thing to bring on a liveaboard is a sense of humor and a generally good, positive attitude. If you're not familiar with boats - much less living on one - here's a few FACTS about boats:
But, as an optimist, keep in mind that you also get to take the good with the bad...
- everything on a boat breaks
- everything on a boat leaks
- everything on a boat gets wet
- nothing on a boat every really dries
- everything on a boat smells like a boat; where things break, get wet, and never really dry
- anything that doesn't smell like a boat smells like people who live on a boat
- everything mechanical on a boat is very loud (until it breaks; then it becomes very quiet)
- everything non-mechanical on a boat creaks and/or rattles (until it breaks in; then it gets very quiet; that's usually the day before it breaks)
- everything on a boat is small
- if something is not small, it's not on the boat
- if something is not available on the island/mainland, it's not on the boat
- if something is not on the boat, it's not on the boat
- if you need something specific but didn't bring it, it's not on the boat
- even things that are usually on the boat are often not on the boat
- most things that happen on a boat happen simply "because it's a boat"
But, as an optimist, keep in mind that you also get to take the good with the bad...
- everything GOOD that happens on a live-aboard happens "because it's a boat"
- you're never more than an hour or so from the next dive, the next meal, the next nap, or your first drink - because it's a boat
- you set your gear up once and don't worry about it again - because it's a boat
- you're right over the dive site - because it's a boat
- two hours later you're right over the next dive site - because it's a boat
- it's a twenty foot walk from your last bite of desert after dinner to your night dive - because it's a boat
- it's a ten foot walk from your night dive to a hot shower - because it's a boat
- it's a twenty foot walk from the hot shower to a cold beer - because it's a boat
- it's a twenty foot walk from the cold beer to your bed - because it's a boat
- when you wake up the next morning to the smell of coffee and waffles...you're right over the next great dive site - because it's a boat