Little Humor

Please register or login

Welcome to ScubaBoard, the world's largest scuba diving community. Registration is not required to read the forums, but we encourage you to join. Joining has its benefits and enables you to participate in the discussions.

Benefits of registering include

  • Ability to post and comment on topics and discussions.
  • A Free photo gallery to share your dive photos with the world.
  • You can make this box go away

Joining is quick and easy. Log in or Register now!

Eww! That was bad! I have no choice to sentence you to say 100 "Hail Jarrod"s and you must wear a hot pink wetsuit with purple stripes for one season. I further sentence you to a term of probation of one year in which you may not say drink, drank, drunk, stroke or supercalifragelisticexpiealidocious. Bailiff, remand this man to DIR-F!

Jimmy B once bubbled...
Here is a little gem that I just picked off the net and ruined my keyboard when I
read it:

DIR Prayer

This is my long-hose
There are many like it, but this one is mine
It is my life
I must master it, as I must master my life
Without me, my long-hose is useless
Without my long-hose, I am useless
I must route my long-hose true
I must route it better than the stroke, who is trying to imitate me
I will
Before G.I., I swear this creed
My long-hose and myself are defenders of DIR
We are the masters of the strokes
We are the saviours of the strokes
So be it until there are no strokes, but only DIR
Amen
Click to expand...
 
yoda4x4 once bubbled...
Amelo,

If you only watched the beginning, then you missed one of the greatest convesations of the movie: The Duality of Man. If you do a search on the net for Full Metal Jacket wavs, I know you can find it. But, unfortunately, it won't be nearly as funny as seeing it in the movie.

David
Click to expand...

No, No, NO! THe best quote/wav file is when Joker asks a gunner, "how can you shoot women, children?"

The gunner then replies, "Easy, you just don't lead 'em so much! hahaha!":mgun: :wacko:
 
Laughing for hours? You is one scary dude.

:monst:

amelo1999 once bubbled...
Personally I have no need to watch that entire movie. All I need to watch is the beginning with the Sarge and Pyle. Always keeps me laughing for hours. ;)
Click to expand...
 
So private piles do have a name for your long hose?

This is my long hose this is my gun. This ones for diving, that ones for ?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top Bottom