Life Explained

[Lil' Irish Temper]

I don't think I could explain it any simpler.

 

[Diver0001]

I don't think I could explain it any simpler.

ROTFL

That's hilarious.

My wife says it explains why women are more creative....

R..

 

[Diver_Gurl82]

Very Funny!

 

[aquaoren]

Good one.

 

[RICHinNC]

oh man....im just gonna stay quite.....but soooooooo true.

 

[dlndavid]

I don't think I could explain it any simpler.

And to boot, they don't come with a manual.

So gentlmen, with the ladies help maybe we can come up with the operating instructions, hence forth referred to as the WIM "Woman's Instruction Manual".

There seems to be only one knob/switch labeled and this would be the on-off, very self explanatory, she is either turned on or turned off. Her settings to be turned on, or off lay in the knobs.

For instance, the black knob at the lower left, this controls how much she pays attention to you. This could be either a good or a bad thing depending on what you are doing. Let's say you have the guys over and you are playing poker, you are all using foul languange, talking about other women and getting drunk. Here you would want the knob setting to be almost fully turned CCW. But if it were you and her discussing how important it is to check the "dip stick" every once in a while, so she has enough oil in Her car's engine. In this case you would want the knob turned fully CW. to have her full attention.

 

[gitterdun]

Okay, so that explains things a little better......... My ex must have successfully crossed the border, hence our recent breakup. He doesn't make any sense in his new world......... Too freakin' complicated!!

 

[SeanQ]

:knob:

I've always wanted to use that smilie.

 

[gitterdun]

:knob:

I've always wanted to use that smilie.

I must say that you put it to good use! Thank you!