Bubble Boy
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> A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
> After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He
> said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If
> you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
> "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
> lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice
> meal for him.
> "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it
> will only make his stress worse. Suggest he goes diving with his dive buddies. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make
> love to him regularly and get his scuba tanks filled.
> "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband
> will regain his health completely."
> On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
> "He said you're going to die," she replied
> After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He
> said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If
> you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
> "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For
> lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice
> meal for him.
> "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it
> will only make his stress worse. Suggest he goes diving with his dive buddies. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make
> love to him regularly and get his scuba tanks filled.
> "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband
> will regain his health completely."
> On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
> "He said you're going to die," she replied
