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Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Hillen, its the hilth munister hirr. Sorry to buther you et thus hour but there ez un imergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fictory un Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the intire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
"We're going to hef to shup some en from abroad...Britain?..."
"No chence!! The Poms wull have a field day on thus one!" "What about Australia?"
"Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck. You call John
Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and four enches thuck! Thet way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a truck arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted
Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches long; 4 inches thick, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and every one .....
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
ASB
"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
"We're going to hef to shup some en from abroad...Britain?..."
"No chence!! The Poms wull have a field day on thus one!" "What about Australia?"
"Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck. You call John
Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and four enches thuck! Thet way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a truck arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted
Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches long; 4 inches thick, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and every one .....
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
ASB
