Jackass

[H2Andy]

lol, just razzing you... cancun mark can tell a good joke

 

[GrierHPharmD]

ok, good point. i read it quick and responded. perhaps a bit too quick. ill smile and move on. everyone can proceed to make fun of me now

Just don't be a....jackass!

 

[RIDIVER501]

sounds like an excellent idea for a B movie

 

[Mako Mark]

ok, good point. i read it quick and responded. perhaps a bit too quick. ill smile and move on. everyone can proceed to make fun of me now

whats your phone number??



(thinks, I WISH I could take the credit for this one, but sadly I can only take the credit for sharing it)

 

[rricks90254]

I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do that, Buddy. I was here first!" The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this guy's a jackass, there sure are a lot of jackasses in this world. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.

Something similar happened to me during xmas one year, but it was a man in his early mid 40's driving a BMW. I had my son with me but I told the jackass (didn't use the word but thought it) he was one of the reasons young people had showed no respect for older people. He flipped me off (in front of my kid) and walked into the store.

So now I'm really mad but I knew I had to lead by example, soo I remembered what my grandfather taught me. I parked my car (ended up being close), reached into the glove box nd pulled out my trusty valve stem remover, looked at my son and said, "It's time for you to learn what your great grandfather taught me. Don't get mad and don't get even --Get ahead!" I went and removed a valve stem and put it on the windshield where he could find it.

Childish? yes, moronic? yes FELT SO GOOD!!!

But wait it gets better. This took all of 3 minutes - so now my son and I are in the store and getting ready to get on the escalator when who gets on behind of us? That's right it's the jackass. He recognizes me so I leaned back and told him that it looked like he had a flat tire. I even told him where to find the valve stem and then said be d*** glad I was in the holiday spirit or I would have removed two valve stems. I stepped off the escalator and he beat feet for the parking lot.

My grandfather was such a wise man. I learned alot from him.

 

[dlndavid]

your kidding right? this is a work of fiction. because if it isnt i have a few choice words about making fictional calls to police depts. just asking because i dont see where you mentioned its fiction.

It is just a joke, no worries.

 

[dlndavid]

It has been so long since I heard this one I forgot all about it.
Thanks for bringing this very old joke back to life.

 

[Ryukyu-diver]

Sitting here at 2:30 laughting with tears running. The wife will never believe that I am reading about diving.

 

[aussie_shark_bait]

That rocks, great joke.

I meet alot of jackasses day to day here in Cairns. Keep in mind that the reef is approx 1 - 3 hours from cairns by boat depending on what boat, what reef etc.. and i get people that ask if i miss the boat or don't want to go on the early boat can i catch a later bus out or take our rental car - WTF they are serious, or is their a shopping mall out their for my non diving, non snorkelling, non water interested, scadey cat of the water partner - no tell me why again you visited the gateway to the great barrier reef please?

 

[murphdivers286]

Now that's what I call CREATIVE thinking!!!!