I'm gonna try this again...Another joke!

[ItsMandy227]

If this one has been told on here as well I promise to never tell another joke on the Scuba board again!

Here goes...

One day a man walks into a pet shop and starts talking with the employee.

I'm looking for a pet that doesn't require a lot of attention but will keep me company.

After a long talk and looking at all the different options they decide on a centipede. The employee puts him in a little box and off they went.

Once he gets home and they settle in he decides they should go out and celebrate. He bends down to his new friends little box asks him....

Would you like to go to the bar and have a beer?

There's no answer. He waits a couple seconds and decides to ask again.

Hey you in there...would you like to go down to the bar and have a beer?

Still no answer...

He bends down again and yells down towards the box...I said...would you like to go to the bar and have a beer!?

Finally a little voice from inside the box shouts back...

I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!

 

[H2Andy]

:rofl:

 

[pipedope]

wear jet fins?

 

[H2Andy]

bwahahahaha...

 

[ItsMandy227]

Andy....I'm not gonna ask!

 

[Krisscuba]

There was a town that had two churches and two preachers.

They got around by riding their bicycles

One day they met and one preacher was walking.

The other preacher asked,..did something happen to your bike??

Yes,..someone stole it!!

The other preacher advised,... this Sunday when you give your preach,..preach on the ten commandments. When you get to the one about thow shalt not steel, someone will feel guilty and return your bike.


Thanks,..I'll try it.

The next week they met and the preacher had his bike back.
The other preacher said,..I see my idea worked?


Yes said the other preacher,..,but, not exactlly like we thought.

I was preaching on the ten commandments,..and when I got to the one about thow shalt not commit adultry,..I remembered where I left my bicycle.
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Check ou tthis "Will work for airfills" bumper sticker

 

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