If I told you....I would have to hunt you down and.....

[RICHinNC]

Well today has been pretty good considering my recent fiasco with smelly wax.

Anyway, I was on the phone today making some reservations and the lady I was speaking to asked me what I did for a living. I told her I train the military and she got all inquisitive about what was it I trained.

I was drinking some coffee at the time and when I didn’t answer her quickly, she came back and said…”Oh, I bet it is one of those things if you told me you would have to kill me huh??””

I hear this all the time so, without a lot of thought, I whipped back real quick, “No M’ame, I wouldn’t have to kill you. I would just have to hunt you down, take you out to a wonderful dinner, dance part of the night away….then take you home and make mad love to you until the sun came up.”

All I heard on the phone after that was a lot of giggling and her screaming…
”TELL ME…TELL ME…OH PLEASE TELL ME….!!”

Made my day.

 

[dlndavid]

Nice one Rich, the military has changed quite a bit it seems. Is that PC torture?

 

[herman]

Note to self, NEVER NEVER ask Rich what he does.

 

[genxweb]

great now i got coffee on my monitor at work. Nice one.

 

[BabyDuck]

rich, honey, what is it you do again?

 

[hnladue]

Hey Rich, you'd better come over here and SHOW ME!! Might have to a couple times in case I don't get it!

 

[RICHinNC]

Watch it BabyDuck.....I only live on the other side of Fuquay Varina....

 

[BabyDuck]

i ain't skeered yet!

 

[herman]

i ain't skeered yet!

I have seen Rich...you sould be scared.


When we going diving again Rich?

 

[waynne fowler]

Dude... I wet myself!....