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My primary diving buddy replied with this when I asked thim to go ice diving with me. I thought it was funny and I wanted to share.
You can dive under the hot-hot sun,
and you can dive just for the overall fun
You can challenge yourself to dive at night
as long as you can still come to the surface upright
You can strive to dive perfectly neutral and buoyant
and you can get rewarded from seeing new students initially joyant
You can master your compass to navigate UW in one direction
and you can keep yourself underwater if you don't overlook a depth
correction
You will love to dive in warm-warm waters of a distant tropical location
and you will surely enjoy sand between your toes and the resulting
sensation
But you will find that diving is much like my favorite StarBucks drink
if served in the optimal way with "NO FOAM-Extra Hot and 2 Raw Sugars" I
think
If you picture serving up a Grand'e Hazel Skim Latte on ice
it wouldn't be half as fulfilling, comfortable, warming and nice.
Therefore, I cannot eat green eggs and ham under ice.
You can dive under the hot-hot sun,
and you can dive just for the overall fun
You can challenge yourself to dive at night
as long as you can still come to the surface upright
You can strive to dive perfectly neutral and buoyant
and you can get rewarded from seeing new students initially joyant
You can master your compass to navigate UW in one direction
and you can keep yourself underwater if you don't overlook a depth
correction
You will love to dive in warm-warm waters of a distant tropical location
and you will surely enjoy sand between your toes and the resulting
sensation
But you will find that diving is much like my favorite StarBucks drink
if served in the optimal way with "NO FOAM-Extra Hot and 2 Raw Sugars" I
think
If you picture serving up a Grand'e Hazel Skim Latte on ice
it wouldn't be half as fulfilling, comfortable, warming and nice.
Therefore, I cannot eat green eggs and ham under ice.
