I Wonder Why The Country Is In A Mess

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From The BBC

Legal case against God dismissed

The plaintiff argued an omniscient God would know of the lawsuit
A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

'God knows everything'

Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".

He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk's ruling before deciding whether to appeal.

The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience".

"Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".

And we are paying him for this!
 
where does the US Postal Service deliver mail addressed to "God" ?


I mean that's how the judge solved the case of whether Santa Claus was real in “Miracle on 34th Street”

:popcorn:
 
The Country is in a mess. Frankly, I wouldn't be filing lawsuits against Him whatever the motive because whatever happens in the first week of November, God help us.
 
where does the US Postal Service deliver mail addressed to "God" ?


I mean that's how the judge solved the case of whether Santa Claus was real in “Miracle on 34th Street”

:popcorn:


He could have mailed it to any address, because God is everywhere.
 
You gotta love a politician who refers to the two major parties as "Repelicans and Demagogues."
 
Couldn't He be tried in absentia? Or omnipresencia? I don't know about all that legal stuff.
I don't know that this case is any sillier than a lot that have made it before the Supreme Court.
 

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