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Fishkiller

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Movies Teach Us...


1.) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people -- whether they are employed or not.

2.) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3.) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4.) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5.) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6.) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7.) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8.) Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9.) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10.) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11.) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12.) It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13.) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off -- even while scuba diving.

14.) You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15.) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16.) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17.) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18.) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19.) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20.) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

21.) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

22.) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

23.) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

24.) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

25.) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

26.) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
 
I was trying to figure out if I should put this on a seperate thread, but it goes right along with the profound knowledge you posted above. My sister in law sent this to me.



Subject: trivia


Long live the pig!!!

>>**************************************************
>> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
>> would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
>> cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
>>**************************************************
>> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
>> enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
>> atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> The human heart creates enough pressure when it
>> pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>> (O.M.G.!)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
>> before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
>> (I'm still want to be a pig.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Banging your head against a wall uses 15 calories
>> an hour. (Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
>> head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex
>> by ripping the male's head off.
>> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>>
>>**************************************************
>> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
>> like a human jumping the length of a football field.
>> (30 minutes...can you imagine??)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>> (I still want to be a pig in my next
>> life...quality over quantity.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>> (Something I always wanted to know.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>> (Hmmmmmm........)
>>
>>**************************************************
>>
>> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
>> longer than left-handed people do. (If you're
>> ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>>
>>**************************************************
>>
>> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>> (I know some people like that.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Starfish have no brains.
>> (I know some people like that too.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Polar bears are left-handed.
>> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>>
>>**************************************************
>> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
>> sex for pleasure.
>> (What about that pig??)
>>**************************************************




Later, Hawk.
 
I thought I had some good stuff to add to fishkillers list, but after reading Hawks I am ashamed I even thought it was good....

Maybe later when some other posts have been added to separate them...

Todd
 
what can anyone add that would have anymore relavance ????

Very interesting and entertaining thoughts..........

On the same wave length of the pig................ a condom company had a high rate of failure with their condoms............hmmmmmm who was the testor and testee and are there many extra humans running around because of this..................
 

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