I find it amazing...

[underwaterangel]

Restraint is a good thing... and you are keeping that "be good" promise.

 

[hnladue]

ummm.......


Naw, too easy!

Takes one to know one!!!!!

 

[canuckdiver]

yep, shore enough does!!!!

 

[H2Andy]

lawyer, doctor, engineer playing golf.

group ahead of them very slow.

they languish for four holes. finally, they call the club manager over.

"so sorry," says club manager. "that group ahead of you is our blind
golfer's support group. we make our facilities available to them
once a month so that they can come out, play some golf, relax,
etc."

the lawyer, feeling guilty, offers to sue anybody the blind
golfers want to sue, free of charge.

the doctor offers a free exam to see if there's anything that
can be done for any of the blind golfers.

the engineer says: "why don't you have them play at night?"

 

[dlndavid]

engineers are realy funny to make fun of...

You might be an engineer if . . .

. . . you have no life and can prove it mathematically.

. . . you chuckle whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.”

. . . you’ve actually ever used every single function on your graphing calculator.

. . . when you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major.

. . . you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.

. . . you’ve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.

. . . you hesitate to look at something because you don’t want to break down its wave function.

. . . you have a pet named after a scientist.

. . . you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

. . . you can translate English into Binary.

. . . you can’t remember what’s behind the door in the science building which says "Exit.”

. . . you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there’s a wind-chill factor in the lab.

. . . you are completely addicted to caffeine.

. . . you avoid doing anything because you don’t want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

. . . you consider any non-science course “easy.”

. . . when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.

. . . the “fun” center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.

. . . you’ll assume that a “horse” is a “sphere” in order to make the math easier.

. . . you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be.

. . . you understood more than five of these indicators.

:lol:

 

[dlndavid]

So a lawyer and an engineer decided to go sky diving, the engineer jumped first and opened his chute, then the lawyer jumps and his chute won't open and goes zooming by the engineer. The engineer sees this and says, "so you want to race" and unstraps his harness and descends after the lawyer.

 

[H2Andy]

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

 

[baitedstorm]

Goup 5 :lurk_2:

ROFL :laughing: some of ya'll should come with warning labels... Tea is still far nicer spewing from ones nose then beer is...

 

[Azza]

ROFL :laughing: some of ya'll should come with warning labels... Tea is still far nicer spewing from ones nose then beer is...

And who are you to talk about warning labels? My nostrils are still burning...

 

[Firebrand]

Surgeon General's Warning: Reading threads of a humours nature may cause unexpected spewing of liquids through one's nose. It is not recommended for lawyers and engineers, as these two types of people are generally humorless in nature. Sudden laughter from a lawyer or an engineer may cause the universe to implode. You are forewarned!