scubaleg
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A man decides that he wants a pet, so he goes to his local pet store. After looking around a bit, he sees a parrot in a cage with a sign that reads, "Special Sale Price: $5.00!!!"
He asks the owner what the deal is with this parrot. The owner explains that the parrot was raised by pirates, and has a very foul mouth.
The guy thinks to himself, "How bad could it be?" and decides not to pass up such a good deal.
He gets the parrot home, sets his cage up in a corner, and asks the parrot, "How do you like your new home?"
The parrot squaks, "What a @#&%$# #%$#hole you live in! I can't @#$%#$@# believe you had the @##$#@@ nerve to bring me to this @#@#$%#$# dump!!! Get me outta this stinking #@@#$%@ cage right now so I can leave, you @#$@#$@##$@@#!!!"
The guy chuckles, which makes the parrot even madder. "##@(&#$, I said to get me the @#$@# out of this cage, you @#$@#$@. Let me out so I can @#$#@ on your head and kick you in the @##@!!"
The parrot continues this tirade until the guy finally no longer finds it amusing. So he throws a blanket over the cage. For the next 10 minutes, he hears the muffled screams and vulgarities continue. So, he picks up the cage and puts it in a closet. While even more muffled, he can still hear the parrot carrying on. Finally, he loses his cool, opens the closet, opens the cage door, grabs the parrot, and ... looking around .... walks into the kitchen, opens the freezer door, and throws the parrot in.
For the next 5 minutes, he hears the muffled screams of the parrot, and then, suddenly, all is quiet. Now the guy starts to worry, and is feeling bad, thinking he may have just killed his new pet. He opens the freezer, and the parrot slowly walks out, climbs up the guy's arm, and perches quietly on his shoulder.
"Well, I hope you've learned your lesson," he says to the bird.
"Sure did, and I'm sorry for my earlier behavior. I promise that it won't happen again. By the way, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, anything."
"What did the chicken do?"
He asks the owner what the deal is with this parrot. The owner explains that the parrot was raised by pirates, and has a very foul mouth.
The guy thinks to himself, "How bad could it be?" and decides not to pass up such a good deal.
He gets the parrot home, sets his cage up in a corner, and asks the parrot, "How do you like your new home?"
The parrot squaks, "What a @#&%$# #%$#hole you live in! I can't @#$%#$@# believe you had the @##$#@@ nerve to bring me to this @#@#$%#$# dump!!! Get me outta this stinking #@@#$%@ cage right now so I can leave, you @#$@#$@##$@@#!!!"
The guy chuckles, which makes the parrot even madder. "##@(&#$, I said to get me the @#$@# out of this cage, you @#$@#$@. Let me out so I can @#$#@ on your head and kick you in the @##@!!"
The parrot continues this tirade until the guy finally no longer finds it amusing. So he throws a blanket over the cage. For the next 10 minutes, he hears the muffled screams and vulgarities continue. So, he picks up the cage and puts it in a closet. While even more muffled, he can still hear the parrot carrying on. Finally, he loses his cool, opens the closet, opens the cage door, grabs the parrot, and ... looking around .... walks into the kitchen, opens the freezer door, and throws the parrot in.
For the next 5 minutes, he hears the muffled screams of the parrot, and then, suddenly, all is quiet. Now the guy starts to worry, and is feeling bad, thinking he may have just killed his new pet. He opens the freezer, and the parrot slowly walks out, climbs up the guy's arm, and perches quietly on his shoulder.
"Well, I hope you've learned your lesson," he says to the bird.
"Sure did, and I'm sorry for my earlier behavior. I promise that it won't happen again. By the way, can I ask you something?"
"Sure, anything."
"What did the chicken do?"
