Scubaroo
Contributor
Install a P-valve in your gym shorts. And take an old rinse bucket with you while you work out.
Take a flexible snorkel to the pub. Use it to steal other peoples beer.
More public transport tips - wear dive gloves whenever you have to hold onto a handrail. Rock back and forth and mutter underneath your breath "it's all contaminated! germs, nasty germs! germs everywhere!"
Wear your full face mask for driving in convertibles with the top down.
Put a drysuit pocket on your business suit. Use it to carry a backup pen, PDA, cellphone. Clip them off using stainless steel bolt snaps.
Plan a lunch profile each day on a wrist slate. Continually refer to it throughout the meal, while using a bottom timer to time the meal. Fake stomach cramps and call out "I'm bent! Call DAN!" if the meal is late. Hopefully the chef isn't called Dan.
Use Spare-Air while visiting public restrooms.
Take an oxygen analyser with you to a restaurant. Pretend to analyse all of the food and drinks with it throughout the meal while casting suspicious glances at your server.
Put some spare bungee on your Rolex.
Take a flexible snorkel to the pub. Use it to steal other peoples beer.
More public transport tips - wear dive gloves whenever you have to hold onto a handrail. Rock back and forth and mutter underneath your breath "it's all contaminated! germs, nasty germs! germs everywhere!"
Wear your full face mask for driving in convertibles with the top down.
Put a drysuit pocket on your business suit. Use it to carry a backup pen, PDA, cellphone. Clip them off using stainless steel bolt snaps.
Plan a lunch profile each day on a wrist slate. Continually refer to it throughout the meal, while using a bottom timer to time the meal. Fake stomach cramps and call out "I'm bent! Call DAN!" if the meal is late. Hopefully the chef isn't called Dan.
Use Spare-Air while visiting public restrooms.
Take an oxygen analyser with you to a restaurant. Pretend to analyse all of the food and drinks with it throughout the meal while casting suspicious glances at your server.
Put some spare bungee on your Rolex.
