Humor: Fake NSS-CDS Cave Instructor

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Trace Malinowski

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I never thought I'd see the day when an NSS-CDS instructor was nothing but a poser.

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I don't get it?
 
I don't get it?
In the list of NSS-CDS instructors on the CDS website, Test Instructor isn't a real person, and the term "poser" in slang (source: Urban Dictionary) means to pretend to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Remember the Barefoot Man's song "Dive Club" from 1975? It's a song about a bunch of posers who never go diving except for the guy singing the song. The only real true diver in the club was me... The song is at 26:00 the YouTube link below. That's the kind of thing to which I was referring.

 
Ahhhhh...ok
 
@Trace Malinowski - you dare provide humor here?! This is SB....we have bickering we need to tend to. Sheesh...get with the program.
 
@Trace Malinowski - you dare provide humor here?! This is SB....we have bickering we need to tend to. Sheesh...get with the program.
I truly do apologize for my ignorance.
 
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