How to be a wife..

[Mako Mark]

Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him

They forgot the part about handing him a cold beer. ahhh, the good old days.

No they didnt..

 

[Rick Inman]

They also forgot-

...oh, I guess they didn't.

...suggest he lie down in the bedroom.

 

[SueMermaid]

:rofl: Sheesh. I must have been educated in an inferior school system. Nobody ever said anything about being a little gay.

 

[down4fun]

......couldn't you do both? I'll bet June Cleaver could.

Dave

It would be interesting to see how her wetsuit fit over her dress and how her fins fit her pumps :06:

 

[Mako Mark]

my particular favorite bit is:

put a ribbon in your hair

My wife NEVER did that for me.

 

[adder70]

It would be interesting to see how her wetsuit fit over her dress and how her fins fit her pumps :06:

Actually, it is a little known fact that June Cleaver was the world's first anorexic. The wetsuit was always on underneath the dress. As for the fins, that was the reason for the long dress, so she could hide them strapped to her legs.

 

[Mako Mark]

so hands up who thinks I should email this to my Ex-wife entiltled

how to do better next time

 

[SueMermaid]

Ooh! I'll make popcorn.

 

[dlndavid]

Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him



No they didnt..

So much for my speed reading, skipped right over that paragraph, or the cold meds are getting to me.

But what the heck WAHOO, post number 500! :dazzler1:

I know still a newbie.

 

[SterlingDiver]

so hands up who thinks I should email this to my Ex-wife entiltled

how to do better next time

Copy us all if it doesn't have too many four letter words.

Dave