What English word didn't you understand? I have to admit to having a strong British influence in my English.
"I love these kinds of threads" : I (NetDoc) appreciate the information presented in these discussions (threads).
"Dude, if you don't addend this thread with what you suss out," : Trace (informal greeting), if (conditional) you (Trace) fails to post further information and understanding you garner,
"I'll have to retaliate" : I (me, myself and I) will (consequence of the previous conditional) be compelled to seek revenge.
Does that help?
"I love these kinds of threads" : I (NetDoc) appreciate the information presented in these discussions (threads).
"Dude, if you don't addend this thread with what you suss out," : Trace (informal greeting), if (conditional) you (Trace) fails to post further information and understanding you garner,
"I'll have to retaliate" : I (me, myself and I) will (consequence of the previous conditional) be compelled to seek revenge.
Does that help?