Once, I found a very small octopus on the edge of the boat I was on after getting out after a shallow dive. I thought it was cool so I stuck it on my face to get a picture taken, becuase, like, how awesome would it be to have a picture of an octopus on your face? Anyways, I think it tried to eat me. Whatever it did, it hurt. So now I think maybe I don't want to touch octopuses.