Hi Kevin,
The activities that you listed in your profile prove that you can control your mind (emotions) and your body. With that you have an excellent chance to get a lot out of the Fundies and have a good chance to pass them. Even if you get a provisional (one area needs improvement) you will be miles ahead of the naysayers.
The Fundies may be challenging but it is a class not just a test. This may not be the right venue for people who are brain-dead, lazy, lack will-power, or are total klutzes. But you do not seem to fall in those categories. Therefore, you have no excuse
I just talked to Bob Sherwood (NY) and he is planning to offer Fundies in FL sometime between the 2nd half of January and the beginning of February. This would be a nice break from the snow. Gear can be shipped and tanks are available locally.
Ed Hayes (CT) is offering at least one, possibly two of those gatherings in FL.
You will hear some sentiments against GUE, or DIR in general, that may convey a fear of becoming minions to a team-before-everything philosophy or a slave to gear standardisation. I have even heard references to 'gear nazis'.
This is total BS. I took a one day workshop with Ed and was simply blown away. Before you get to the team and the gear part it is about you, your mind, your body, and the water. There is no point in having a team if the members are out of control, just bumbeling around. All the gear is not going to help you if you cannot move your body correctly. And everything comes apart if your mind goes into a tailspin over a solvable problem.
Even if you never dive again with a DIR or GUE diver (which is unlikely) or decide to totally ignore any aspect of the DIR philosophy afterwards (which is equally unlikely) you will get a whole lot closer to the water and much more comfortable in it with a GUE course.
I have a suspicion that those guys are really fish with a second job as land-based humans. Unless you can talk your local striped bass into showing you some tricks (I am trying), they are, in my opinion, your next best choice for making the water your second home.
(That is not to say that there are not excellent instructors in other organizations. But there it is hit and miss whereas in the small circle of GUE instructors you cannot possibly go wrong).