Going Out For Coffee

[Former FLL Now MSP Diver]

A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask
his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she
said."He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't
even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
things
went."

It wasn't a week later, that she rang up the doctor, who directly
inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith and bejaysus! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible, Doctor."

Really? What happened?", asked the doctor. Well, I did as you advised and
slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate.
He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his
pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"

"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've
had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's
again!

 

[chuck_zc]

LMAO...I'll share that one with a few friends today.

 

[hecker-the-wrecker]

Who is Tim Horton?

 

[Kriterian]

Who is Tim Horton?

Replace it with "Starbucks" or your other favorite coffee shop. She didn't put it in his coffee at home is the punchline.

 

[Ontario Diver]

Who is Tim Horton?

Timmy's is not just a coffee and donuts place it is a Canadian Institution. Great coffee and they are all over the map.

(Like I said .... it is a cultural institution http://collections.ic.gc.ca/wentworth/timhorto.htm )

 

[hecker-the-wrecker]

Now I get it!!!!