Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeef.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
He heard children were half price (thats just
Wrong...)
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ?
The cook was beating the eggs.
He was buttering up his teacher.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeef.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
Why did the cannibal rush over to the cafeteria?
He heard children were half price (thats just
Wrong...)
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ?
The cook was beating the eggs.