Funny Diving Tips

[tina69]

hello all am a new to THIS MESSAGE BOARD as am still new to DIVING (only 2 months)..anyway i DIVE in AQABA (JORDAN) if anyone ever heard about it its in RED SEA..i dont know what else to say...

diving tips :
1-People who look good with a mask on are usually ugly without one.

2-Anyone who says they have never been afraid while diving hasn't been diving or is a bad liar.



How to avoid shark attacks:
1-Never Leave Kansas .
2-Roll in manure before diving. Sharks hate anything breaded .
3-Always dive with a buddy. On sharks approach, point to buddy .
4-Dive with a briefcase. Shark may mistake you for an attorney and leave you alone out of professional courtesy .

 

[Mako Mark]

That website linked in your signature is hilarious, I could do that for hours.

 

[Karel26]

Hey tina another one you can put in for avoiding shark attacks is to dive with a dive knife. . Not to stab the shark but your buddy when the shark comes closser and then swim like penny heins in broking her own swimming world record. . LoL

Live to dive and dive to live. . . . :burnout:

 

[reefseal]

To avoid getting a "wedgey" while diving, wear a speedo. You ever try to unwedge yourself with a tank on your back and 7 mill of neoprene? So what if you repulse the girls topside, you'll be comfortable under. Do not advise going "comando" in case you forget when you pull your wet suit off. This isn't europe.