Fun with Scrabble...

[TropicalDiver]

Got this in an e-mail...feel free to add on! rofile:

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER



DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY



MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:




PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!

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[simbrooks]

Some more to add that i found:
(Mods, if these are too much, please remove the offending lines)

The Arts:
The Public Art Galleries => Large Picture Halls, I Bet
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. => In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
William Shakespeare => I am a weakish speller

US & US Politics:
Republican National Committee => Inept ballot count: America mine!
William Clinton => An ill clown: I'm it
Statue of Liberty => Built to stay free
Western Union =>No wire unsent
“That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." (Neil A. Armstrong) =>A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon -- on to Mars!!
John Kerry =>Horny Jerk
Michael Dukakis =>I am a kicked lush
New York Times =>monkeys write

TV and Celebs:
The Oprah Winfrey Show => Oh wow! Fine hyper-trash!
Clint Eastwood => Old West Action
David Letterman => Nerd amid late TV or I Demand TV Later
Tom Cruise => So I’m cuter
Dame Agatha Christie => I Am A Right Death Case
Gloria Estefan => Large Fat Noise
Martina Navratilova => Variant Rival To A Man
Robert Downy Junior => Joint or Downer Buyer
Elvis => Lives
Howard Stern => Retard Shown
Dennis Rodman => Odd in manners or Demon Innard

UK & UK Politics:
Tony Blair MP => I'm Tory plan B
The Metropolitan Police Force => I'm Fellatio, The Erect Porno Cop
Benson And Hedges => NHS Been A Godsend
Viginia Bottomley => I'm An Evil Tory Bigot
Michael Heseltine => Elect Him, He's Alien
Motorway Service Station => I Eat Coronary Vomit Stews
Princess Diana => end is a car spin

Axis of Evil:
President Saddam Hussein => Human disaster dispensed
Saddam Hussain => Humans sad side
Osama Bin Laden => A damn alien S.O.B. or An Islam bad one (there were many others)

Others:
Semolina => Is No Meal
The Countryside => No city dust here
Debit Card => Bad Credit
Conversation => Voices rant on
The Hilton => Hint: Hotel
Irritable Bowel Syndrome => O My Terrible Drains Below
Heavy Rain => Hire a Navy (particularly for Florida residents at the moment)
Listen => silent
Gold and Silver => Grand Old Evils
Astronomer => moon starer
Year two thousand => a year to shut down
Guinness draught => naughtiness drug
Males never ask for directions => Keen crisis of men's road travel
A shoplifter => has to pilfer
Payment received => every cent paid me
The check is in the mail => claim "heck I sent it"