Look, if you have no experience in using a FFM, then I do not understand why you would have an opinion. I have used Widolf, Ocean Edge, DESCO, a Kirby KMB-9 and have hundreds of hours on a Aquadyne DM5. You have some very bad assumptions of their utility and use. They are a tool that was designed for certain jobs, and you want to use it for something else, kinda like using a Crescent wrench as a hammer, which I am sure no one would do.
Simple tasks, like clearing your ears, and compounded by the inability to touch your nose with your hand without flooding the mask. Clearing the mask is more difficult. Defog is more difficult because you are living with the heat and sweat off your face, and it is done by blowing your gas supply across the faceplate, at least on the Kirby and DM5. The comm in all of these units is fragile and only partially reliable. Loosing a mic or earphone on a dive is common. The clarity is not good depending on your distance from your buddy if you are wireless or, if on a hose, the amount of corrosion in the wiring.
The masks hold air, and the hoods that they are attached to also hold air, unless you punch holes in the hood. That adds buoyancy to your head area and throws off your trim for swimming. They restrict your movement. They are not low volume or streamlined.
For the commercial work I did for years, they were great. Compared to the old brass helmets, or even some of the older composite helmets like a Swindell, they were fantastic. The Widolf is the most comfortable I have tried, followed by the DM5, but the comm in the DM5 was junk. I have been 1800 feet back in a storm drain and lost comm. All of them are being phased out by the newer dry hats for most work, and you can also swim with a Kirby Superlite, but it is not the tool for cave diving.
As Kelly has said, cave divers are pretty innovative people, if this had made even a little sense, don't you think someone would be doing it? I mean the KMB-8 was available in the late 1960's. I tried my DM5 cave diving in 1977, it sucked.
I can see their usefulness for long decompressions, on high partial pressures of O2, but again, until you have puked in one and had to flush it out so you did not get chunks every time you inhale, I don't suggest you try it. ps - Don't eat a banana and 2 granola bars before a dive, the granola is a bit rough on the second stage.