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Cave Diver

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An oldie but a goodie:

A wise gal in search of delight
Took a tech diver home for the night
When asked how she chose
She replied, "With that hose,
I just knew he'd be Doing it Right"

An adventurous gal with four lights
Takes two men on her "40-foot" nights
She explains over beer
"I feel redundant gear
Is key to my 'Doing It' Rights"

The DIR divers, I fear
Are well known for their black rubber gear
Held with stainless steel pins...
Well OF COURSE I mean fins!
What'd you think I was talking 'bout here?
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