Freakish Exes?

[opiniongirl]

Lookin for some humor...after a really, really bad weekend.

So, what could be more humorous than human idiosyncracies?

Ergo: What freakish traits have you found so repulsive (PG, lets give the mod's a happy halloween) that have made you turf a love interest? Let's make it more interesting than bad breath...but refusing to brush is definitely IN!

- I had one where I noticed he kept wearing the same pants..until I realized, taht, although he had the money to, he just owned one pair. (very Seinfeldian - similar to the one dress woman)

- Another one had a "Popeye voice" that he spoke in...all the time

- earlier on, another would only play the same song in the car - no matter where we were going..weird after 2 weeks, now I can never listen to it again..

ok folks - let's hear about all the freakish girls and their weird habits...
anyone?

 

[Kamala]

Jeez, where to start....

Talking babytalk incessantly. Once in a while, fine. All damn day, every day? Not sexy, not cute.

Singing along, awfully, to Sheryl Crow's "Strong Enough to Be My Man" and then asking at the end of it, "well, are you?"


I'll probably add in some more later...

 

[Mako Mark]

how do thee bug me... let me count the ways...


dont use metal implements on non stick pans.

dont wear my underwear

dont fill my drawers with your stuff

clean the stove when you use it

clean any frying pan/ or pot immediately you use it dont leave it till later.

dont stop me cleaning or doing dishes unless you are not going to do it yourself.

if you do it yourself, dont forget that you stopped me doing it so dont complain that I didnt do it.

do not leave dirty spoons on the sofa

never take my laundry off a hangar

put the salsa?mayo back in the fridge

close the fridge door

dont wake me up just because I fell asleep before you

never use laundry soap to do dishes

clean the stove the moment you have finished as it is difficult to clean later

dont hide the remote

dont put large pots in the fridge

dont leave q-tips in the bathroom

dont flush q-tips

dont say waitaminit one moment and hurry up the next

please leave all dirty cutlery in a container not reandomly distributed in the sink

do not use kichen ware in the bathroom or laundry

throw out any plate with a chip or crack

do not take toilet paper roll out of the
toilet.

 

[MXGratefulDiver]

- Spends half our time together telling me what to do ...

- Spends the other half telling me why I'm not doing it properly ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

 

[SueMermaid]

Thank God I am married to a normal guy.
I am not ashamed to say that I did quite a bit of personal ad dating between the latter part of 2001 and 2003, (although I did not end up meeting my husband this way). Among traits of men that I met for blind dates:
-Stared at my, uh, mammaries for the entire date (never once looked me in the eye, ever. Ever).
-Ordered sushi and didn't eat it. Any of it. Didn't even look at it. I asked him why, and he replied that he hates sushi.
-Asked me to marry him and buy a farm with him where we can raise giraffes. On the first (and only) date. Seriously. (giraffes?)
-Asked me if I would be able, since I am a scientist, to get into the business of making homemade Quaaludes. We could make a lot of money, he told me.
-Was grossed out by my long hair.
-Sat and giggled to himself for no apparent reason, as if he had a live kitten in his underwear.
-On a second date with a very cute and promising man, I met him at his house, and when we went to leave, he picked up his cat and kissed her ON THE LIPS and told her we'd only be a few hours. :freak:
(you can love your cat, but it's not a good idea to love your cat. Know what I mean?)
-Asked me after a half hour if we could go and have sex now.

Shall I continue? I have a lot of these.

And yes, I did meet some really normal and excellent people this way, too, (one of them is an SB member!) :wavey: so it wasn't all bad.

 

[The Kraken]

Yes, SueMermaid, please continue . . .

One of mine was a lady friend whom I dated for while had an irritating habit of not getting anything to drink at a party or function, but then HAVING to drink from my drink. Just a sip mind you . . . but it felt like a possession mechanism. So I started ordering gin and tonic . . .

Needless to say, I didn't continue the relationship.

 

[MikeC]

clean any frying pan/ or pot immediately you use it dont leave it till later.

clean the stove the moment you have finished as it is difficult to clean later

Sooo, do you do the dishes before you eat and let the food get cold or eat and then do the dishes??? :07:

 

[oilman66]

wife #3: "Honey, I'm in jail again, can you get me out?"

 

[Mako Mark]

Sue...what is wrong with giraffes?? have you got a irrational fear of giraffes?? could you not diversify a little and get some Emu's and armadillos??

Sooo, do you do the dishes before you eat and let the food get cold or eat and then do the dishes??? :07:

Err, yes, I fill the pots with water so it doesnt go hard and crusty and I can wash them easily when I am done eating.... I often wash the dishes as I go along cooking, rather than turn the kitchen into a bombsite. I guess I think it is easier to keep things tidy than to let it go and clean up a monsterous mess later when you have a belly full of food and should be relaxing.

(you can love your cat, but it's not a good idea to love your cat. Know what I mean?)
.

men say they like cats, but when women arent looking, men kick cats....

 

[opiniongirl]

These are hilarious ('cept about the kitty cats - don't kick the kitties)

keep em coming!! I'm feeling better and better....