forest...

[scubasean]

If a man is talking in the forest and there isn't a woman around, is he still wrong?



(Wait...this needs to be scuba related....)

If a man is talking while in a boat waiting to dive, and a woman isn't around, is he still wrong?

 

[HarleyDiver]

But only if he repeats it to her when she gets out of the water.

 

[Virgil]

yes

and the fact that he is on the boat without her means that he doesn't really care about her needs and can't communicate his feelings properly

 

[Babelfish]

A girl sitting next to me in my calculus class told me this one today:

Why do they call it PMS?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

 

[scubasean]

Punish My Spouse

 

[passion diver]

Why is he still on the boat, he should be underwater where he can't hear if he is wrong... besides he wouldn't listen anyway! LOLut:

 

[Jambi]

I have a solution to PMS. Just do what I did, get your wife pregnant! But then thats a good way to postpone your new dive equipment purchase for say.....18 years!

Jambi

 

[scubasean]

Jambi once bubbled...
I have a solution to PMS. Just do what I did, get your wife pregnant! But then thats a good way to postpone your new dive equipment purchase for say.....18 years!

Jambi

Actually, 13-14 years....since you'll be getting the child trained, then "giving" them your gear and buying yours new...LOL

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

scubasean once bubbled...
Punish My Spouse

Actually it means P uttin' 'up with M en's $ **t