For thos afflicted with children ( yes i am)

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Mr Mares

Not too bad actually lol.

I was just thinking af all the things we have to look forward to.

Having said that I rang the wife the other day on her mobile, it took her five goes to work out why the TV / video combo was ringing. Yep you guessed it ! Our 2 yr old posted the phone !

Laugh, we did till we realised the darned Video doesn't work anymore, bless him !

Well actually bless him is probably not an accurate recolaection what I actually said.

ROFLMAO
 
Hoppy:
Mr Mares

Not too bad actually lol.

I was just thinking af all the things we have to look forward to.

Having said that I rang the wife the other day on her mobile, it took her five goes to work out why the TV / video combo was ringing. Yep you guessed it ! Our 2 yr old posted the phone !

Laugh, we did till we realised the darned Video doesn't work anymore, bless him !

Well actually bless him is probably not an accurate recolaection what I actually said.

ROFLMAO


Are you still diving or changing nappies :D
 
when i was a small child of four growing up in israel, one of the people i knew was going into the branch of the army called "ha-ariei tzlilah" or the parachuting lions. yeah i did the trashbag parchute thing, only with an umbrella (i lived in the desert and didnt know what an umbrella was (it only rained three times in my living in israel) and ended up breaking my ulna, humerus, and radius. it sucked. big time. do i regret it, HELL NO!
 
Brake fluid and chlorine!!!! Sounds like Arson to me.
 
Sign I have hung above my 2 teenage boys rooms: "Teenagers are God's punishment for having SEX."
Now that i have teens, I understand why some animals eat there young.
and the standby of raising kids is like being pecked to death by chickens.

oddly enough, I love 'em to death....there are just like me...yekkkkkkssss
 
newbie@scuby:
Sign I have hung above my 2 teenage boys rooms: "Teenagers are God's punishment for having SEX."
Now that i have teens, I understand why some animals eat there young.
and the standby of raising kids is like being pecked to death by chickens.

I resent that.
 
I'll have to send a copy of this to my daughter's teacher... It's her first year teaching and she's teaching the 3rd grade...... might help on those truly trying days!


thanks for the laugh
 

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