Bottomfeeder Brodie
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Last Sunday Mrs. Bottomfeeder Brodie and I were diving Venice Beach, Fl and were washed to about 100 ft beyond the pier by a hard south current. Some jackass kid dove in off the pier and grabbed my float and started hauling me up. Ok....no problem. Did I mention divers carry rather large knives? Well, he found out as they were the first thing out of the water. After refusing to help him find his gold braclet under the pier he dropped because , as I told him, it was illegal for me to approach the pier. I also gave him a 2 minute block of instruction on the physiology of diving and about rapid ascents from 25 ft. I dove back down and was hauled up again. After promising to carve him up and pull him down with me, he left me alone with my newly broken dive flag. I descended again with my wife after cutting several fishing lines from the idiots on the pier trying to snag me with hooks and took what was left of my float down with me. We made a rapid retreat to the shore to make good on my part to meet him and his friend there and no idiots. I called the police and so did 2 other people who witnessed the incident from the pier. 2 sheriffs boats and 8 deputies later, they were led from the pier in handcuffs with 500.00 dollar fines for diving from the pier, 1 yrs banning from the property and my question to you. Thiy were charged with battery for pulling up a diver! Apparently a law we have here? The Sgt, guy said it was a law and they were taken to jail. Go figure. They already had warrants for their arrest so I didnt press any charges. What a weird day. Got a broken flag and a splitting headache from the ascent for 2 days but......what a day! Battery....and I can see why. If I was any deeper I would have cut my line obviously but I was pissed!
Ever happen to anybody here before? Love to hear the stories with the 8 x 10 colored glossy photos with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back.....
Ever happen to anybody here before? Love to hear the stories with the 8 x 10 colored glossy photos with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back.....