Yes Kern, you are right. "Loose" is a bad choice of words. And absolutely buy gear that fits properly. Not only does it work better it is safer. But if the Mares Isotherm ("glorified wetsuit" as you put it) fit like a wetsuit you would NEVER be able to get it on. And yes, even though my Mares Isotherm is (chose one: "a little loose" or "snug but not tight like a wetsuit") it works well, very well. As a matter of fact it fits properly also. If you wear yours tight like a wet suit you are the exception and very limber. Take a look at the Mares website, you can see that it is not tight on the guy wearing it. Look closely under his arm. It's hard to see but you can see where the material is "loose". Its more visible in the catalog. As I stated before, the arms and legs are tight. They are supposed to fit like a wetsuit, very snug. I am sure that is Mares meant the suit to fit tight in the torso they would have made it that way. They've been around a long time and they know what they are doing.
Some other brands of semi drysuits are made to fit like wetsuits. They are not made like the Isotherm. Some companies call their 6mil suits a semi dry. They don't even have drysuit zippers like the Isotherm does. (another reason it can't fit like a wetsuit.) I have worn some of these suits and yes they fit like a wetsuit and are wet like wetsuits. Maybe you are thinking of one of these "lesser" type suits.
As for the squeeze, I do a pre-dive purge like you would do with a drysuit. The "air Pocket" is very very small. Its not like it looks like a balloon. Squeeze is minimal but its also something you have to deal with. Also, the water I dive is so cold squeeze is not an issue, if you know what I mean. But if it does get bad I just wear a cup. Just kidding.
Lastly, I made the part up about and I quote myself: "I rarely get wet past my elbows and knees". It was a straight up LIE. Yes I appologize to everyone. I AM SORRY. What I meant to say is that I NEVER GET WET PAST MY ELBOWS AND KNEES.
Isn't it funny how someone that doesn't even know you can all but call you a liar? If you don't believe me I invite you to dive with me and watch me get out of my semi DRY, dry. Wait, I guess I'm just a little bit wet.
There are 3 types of people in this world, those who are semi dry, and those who are semi wet and those who pee in their semi dry (I guess that makes them semi wet). I am a semi dry type person. What are you?
Kern, I am curious to know if you own a Mares Isotherm or any other brand of semi drysuit. If you do own a semi dry, how many dives have you made in it?