Famous Last Words of SCUBA Divers.....

[squee!]

"Instead of doing a giant stride, see if you can jump over me! Hank, grab the camera, this is gonna be sweeeet!"

 

[aquadiver]

Right up there with, "that's for people that don't know what they're doing..."

Not diving related, but I have a nasty scar on my hand from saying almost the same thing. I was assembling an aluminum shed and ignored the warning on the box that said: WEAR GLOVES! SHARP EDGES!

Says I, "That's for people without the benefit of a college education!"

:07:

 

[PapaBob]

I gotta get just one more bug!

Why go back? Its just a thunderstorm.

Honey, you look fat in those diveskins.


---Bob

 

[EricJ]

Bottom time? Surface interval? My spouse keeps track of all that stuff for me.

 

[EricJ]

Yes sweetheart, that wetsuit does make your hips look big!

My vote for the winner!

 

[pt40fathoms]

Heard from a newly certified diver with a total of 10 or 11 dives under his belt. (last weekend)

"30 feet 130 feet, there's no difference"

Also from this same diver.

"I don't really need a buddy, I'm only diving in the area I know"

 

[Kayla]

"Just hold on to me, I have enough weight for us both!"

 

[carbon]

Originally Posted by nativenarcosis
Yes sweetheart, that wetsuit does make your hips look big!

My vote for the winner!

I'll second that vote. That statement is deadly!

Carbon

 

[Barracuda2]

Skip breathing doubles my bottom time. Yah mon!!

 

[ScubaTexan]

"I'm just going inside this (cave/wreck) for a minute....I'll be right back."