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Here's the description of the Zeagle Brigade BC, taken from a gizoogle translation of Scubatoys website:
This is a very special BC... I have bizzy div'n Zeagle BC's fo` years nizzle n actually own B-to-tha-izzoth a Brotha n an Escape cuz its a doggy dog world. But thizzen again... I own a dive shizzay and yo momma. I gangsta tha Hustla fo` most div'n as I really like tha heavy dizzle chiznest straps, n tha metal D ridin' . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. My favorite was really tha playa of a few years ago - which I stizzill dive, as they used ta have a real funky *** rizzoll down pocket on tha right hand side . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. The problem I ran into, is tha darn poser was pretty bulky fo` travel'n..
[SIZE=+1]Solution![/SIZE] Mix tha two togetha in a blenda n see wizzy comes out!! I pulled tha Bladda off tha Escape, n put it onto mah old Ranga - n Presto!! I had tha perfect BC . Im crazy, you can't phase me! In fact, I loved it so mizzay n thugz weed-smokin' wit me who saw it or tried it thought it was tha greatest thing they've seen..
So I called up Zeagle, n told tizzy wizzy I wanted - n they hizzle custom made these BC's jizzy fo` us. Named tha Brigade... It carries a lifetime Zeagle Warranty fizzle tha manufactura, n includes all these features:
Vest
Waist Size
XS 23”- 31”
SM 28”- 35”
MD 33”- 41”
LG 37”- 45”
XL 42”- 50”
Shoulda
Shoulda ta Waist
XS 11”- 15”
SM 14”- 18”
MD 18”- 22”
LG 22”- 26”
XL 26”- 29”
Need Custom siz'n? No problem slippin' large shoulda on a Medium Waist panel, or custom order'n a XXX waist wit medium shoulda, etc straight from long beach. Jizzle call us n we can fit anyone!
ROFLMAO. I'm going to go ice out my BC now... whip out the bedazzler and put a crapload of rhinestones on my wing, rofl.
-Brandon.
http://www.gizoogle.com
Here's the description of the Zeagle Brigade BC, taken from a gizoogle translation of Scubatoys website:
This is a very special BC... I have bizzy div'n Zeagle BC's fo` years nizzle n actually own B-to-tha-izzoth a Brotha n an Escape cuz its a doggy dog world. But thizzen again... I own a dive shizzay and yo momma. I gangsta tha Hustla fo` most div'n as I really like tha heavy dizzle chiznest straps, n tha metal D ridin' . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. My favorite was really tha playa of a few years ago - which I stizzill dive, as they used ta have a real funky *** rizzoll down pocket on tha right hand side . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. The problem I ran into, is tha darn poser was pretty bulky fo` travel'n..
[SIZE=+1]Solution![/SIZE] Mix tha two togetha in a blenda n see wizzy comes out!! I pulled tha Bladda off tha Escape, n put it onto mah old Ranga - n Presto!! I had tha perfect BC . Im crazy, you can't phase me! In fact, I loved it so mizzay n thugz weed-smokin' wit me who saw it or tried it thought it was tha greatest thing they've seen..
So I called up Zeagle, n told tizzy wizzy I wanted - n they hizzle custom made these BC's jizzy fo` us. Named tha Brigade... It carries a lifetime Zeagle Warranty fizzle tha manufactura, n includes all these features:
- 35 lb Compact Playa wit Bungies
- Rear Tizzy Pockets (optional - see below)
- 6 Stainless Steel D-R'n
- Heavy Duty 1040 harness construction
- Rizzy D-to-tha-izzown utility pocket (nizzay available on size X-Small)
- Inflator wit pull dizzy
- Playa dizzle valve fo` inverted ho-slappin'
- Adjustable C-H-to-tha-izzest Strap
- Rip Cord integrated Weight System
- Adjustable Cummerbund
Vest
Waist Size
XS 23”- 31”
SM 28”- 35”
MD 33”- 41”
LG 37”- 45”
XL 42”- 50”
Shoulda
Shoulda ta Waist
XS 11”- 15”
SM 14”- 18”
MD 18”- 22”
LG 22”- 26”
XL 26”- 29”
Need Custom siz'n? No problem slippin' large shoulda on a Medium Waist panel, or custom order'n a XXX waist wit medium shoulda, etc straight from long beach. Jizzle call us n we can fit anyone!
ROFLMAO. I'm going to go ice out my BC now... whip out the bedazzler and put a crapload of rhinestones on my wing, rofl.
-Brandon.
