ComputerJoe
Contributor
Ok...how about an Irish joke?
Grandma was a Gallagher so I can talk.
O'Malley and O'Riley had been drinking buddies since they gave up their Mothers ****. So one Friday night, flush with cash, they take a stroll down to the local pub. The night started with rounds for the bar and shots for our Irish buddies. As the night progressed O'Malley started thinking about the after life and dwelling on serious things when he turned to O'Riley and asked "O'Riley my friend, could I ask one small favor of you?" to which O'Riley answered "Name it O'Malley, and if I have a breath yet in this body it shall be done!" "Well O'Riley" came the response "when I die and pass from this world, would you buy a quart of the finest whiskey and pour it over me grave?" O'Riley answered "Consider it done me friend!"
Now as the night wore on O'Riley noticed his pockets getting light and he was down to his last few dollars and he got to thinking on his situation and turned to his friend, "O'Malley me friend, about that quart of whiskey?" said a very serious O'Riley, "Would you mind very much, if I passed it through me bladder first?"
Sorry Grandma, please forgive me when next I see you.
Grandma was a Gallagher so I can talk.
O'Malley and O'Riley had been drinking buddies since they gave up their Mothers ****. So one Friday night, flush with cash, they take a stroll down to the local pub. The night started with rounds for the bar and shots for our Irish buddies. As the night progressed O'Malley started thinking about the after life and dwelling on serious things when he turned to O'Riley and asked "O'Riley my friend, could I ask one small favor of you?" to which O'Riley answered "Name it O'Malley, and if I have a breath yet in this body it shall be done!" "Well O'Riley" came the response "when I die and pass from this world, would you buy a quart of the finest whiskey and pour it over me grave?" O'Riley answered "Consider it done me friend!"
Now as the night wore on O'Riley noticed his pockets getting light and he was down to his last few dollars and he got to thinking on his situation and turned to his friend, "O'Malley me friend, about that quart of whiskey?" said a very serious O'Riley, "Would you mind very much, if I passed it through me bladder first?"
Sorry Grandma, please forgive me when next I see you.
