Dumb ways to dive

[ArvidLO]

Was listening to the monster hit "Dumb Ways to Die" and it hit me that there should be a dive version. "Dumb Ways to Dive".

Here is what I came up with so far. Works like a charm with the original. Even managed to rhyme on the same syllables as the original

Please suggest improvements that are more pedagogic, I'm still quite new to diving, but would be fun if it could be used as a reminder of what not to do when diving.

Enjoy:

Lose your buddy and not care
Use a BCD with a tear
Take the gas tube that is out of date
And check your air when it’s way to late

Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive
Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive

Have a Dive Master that’s a dork
Fix your high pressure hose with a piece of cork
Get your briefing from a random guy
or don’t plan your dive do it on the fly

Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive
Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive

Decend after slack tide
Go inside a gotto and try to hide
Touch a fire coral with your face
Take ten extra punds with you just in case

Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive
Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive

Close the cylinder valve and forget
Don’t use the manifold on your twinset
Say that you’re ok when it’s not true
Don’t try to equalise just push it through

Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive
Dumb ways to dive
So many dumb ways to dive

Go without a suit during jellyfish season
Do a CESA for no good reason

Asend and hold your breath
Ignore your Maximum Operating Depth
Bobbing in the water in a lightning storm
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to dive
The dumbest ways to dive

Dumbest ways to dive

So many dumb
So many dumb ways to dive