Boogie711:
Are you snorkeling or scuba diving? If you're snorkeling, then you would want a snorkel. Otherwise - why???
Boogie I would like to parse your questions and address them one at a time.
The issue of having a snorkel with you at all times while scuba diving comes up often. In NAUI, at least once a year a veteran diving instructor writes in and tries to remind everyone of the importance of always having a snorkel with you while scuba diving, mentioning also the current laxness of many divers regarding this decades old issue. You seem to speak as if all those lax divers who have left their snorkels at home are being safe divers. The jury is way out, on this issue, and so your view is far from an absolute truth.
Boogie711:
Mine is on the bottom of my gear bag and comes out about once every 4 months - for when I feel like snorkeling. That's it.
That may be fine for your diving, Boogie, but I would view you as inadequately configured, even though you have lots of friends who do what you do as well.
Boogie711:
I'd spend the least amount of money you can on a snorkel. The gimmicky snorkels out with valves and gadgets and bells and whistles are just that - gimmicks.
Now you are getting closer to a valid, reasonable argument. Snorkels do not get used a lot in scuba, so keeping it simple and functional is good advice. You are of course hedging on your own original argument, in that you have conceded to give advice after all regarding purchasing a snorkel, after the last few sentences blasted the idea (blasted = pun).
Boogie711:
I guess dive manufacturers feel there's truth to the adage "A fool and his money are soon parted."
Wasn't it P.T. Barnum that made that statement? He was talking about circus patrons and gambling schemes. In scuba, a fool and his/her air are soon parted, or a fool and his/her life are soon parted, whould be more applicable, in the case of scuba diving without having a snorkel with you, in my opinion.